Tuesday, January 8, 2019

Tabenings - Free Hugs Edition

You have probably surmised that I have a bit of a sex-fetish for facehuggers (and to a slightly lesser extent their Alien brethren) at this point. If you haven't, just go read Pierced and get back to me.

So the year has gotten off to a bang with a SFM animation (what do they call them? "Machinima"? Where you use a video game engine, and usually characters, to make your own animated movies) called 'Bug Hunt' which basically consists of ten minutes of women getting vigorously fucked by Giger aliens of different (and improbable) sorts. Man, does it stroke me in all the right places.

I've been hoovering up SFM porn for quite a while now. Who doesn't want to see Triss from the Witcher or Elizabeth from Bioshock indulging in sweaty sex in thirty-one different flavors? I certainly do. And I have been!

The alien models, equipped with after-market cocks in most cases, have been around for some time, so I've seen them in action before, but this new version really took the cake.

Here, go have a look. You can get a download link from the artist's Twitter page: Klein Voimond. It's the post from January 4th. May take a few minutes to download.

So! I hope you enjoyed it! Since this is my blog, I figure I will take a few minutes and blather about my own personal tastes as regards 'Bug Hunt'. What do I particularly appreciate?

1. No one gets killed. That's a big turn-off for me. I love Aliens that capture women and use them as breeding slaves.
2. After a while the women appear to be enjoying it. The enjoyment is good, but of course for a mind control fetishist such as myself it's the conversion,the transformation from horrified abductee to that dazed smile on the protagonist at the end of the video that really gets me between the eyes.
3. Egg laying! Rawr. Dunno why, but the woman laying the alien egg(s)... oof. Right in the fetish. I only wish we could have some long, slow shots of the protagonists having their turn.
(As a side note, Klein Voimond posted the "drone cam" portion as a separate, earlier video late last year, without the "video camera" overlay. It was on tumblr, though, so has been nuked - hopefully it will become available again.)
I tell you what, if you can get KV to create an addendum where one or more of the protagonists lays her own eggs in loving slow motion, I will definitely produce the final chapters of 'Pierced'.
4. And of course, related to point #3 - impregnation. Love those swollen bellies at the end (given that they are accompanied by the dazed, happy faces, of course. Remember, it's about conversion to enjoying something initially terrible.

The facehuggers, although certainly present and quite tasty, didn't play as big a role as might have been hoped for. And the mechanics of the Alien warrior drones banging away on the women were quite nice but are not what hit my particular "over the top" buttons. Don't get me wrong, any of those alien/hot chick scenes would have been quickly gathered up onto my hard drive, but I wouldn't be writing about it here.

Those eggs, though. And that smile...

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Apply Directly

So I had intended my previous post to be the last post of 2018, and what with the whole "not updating for months" thing that seemed like a pretty good bet.

Buu-ut, as is frequently the case when I'm away from home and therefore wind up in an extended "no-schlick" period, I've been having some pretty kinky dreams, one of which was so tasty I wanted to capture some of the imagery and I figured I would capture it here and thereby share it with y'all.

I'm sure you've probably forgotten my little outline for a story based on the game Stardew Valley. I posted it back in 2016 and it hasn't yet turned into a story. I, however, have not forgotten it, as I still think it's a smoking hot idea and also still occasionally use it for the aforementioned schlick sessions. Come on, a hot nubile gradually converted into a sex robot, and dressed in blue latex? Rawr.

Tying into this is a recent enjoyment of women who have some of their hair shaved. I think Natalie Dormer did it - ah yes, here she is with that hairstyle - and I saw some tasty nekkid photos of a Suicide Girl who also had shaved the side. Let's see, this was after tumblr bowdlerized itself so she must be.... here.

Now, with that in mind, we return to the brain implants from my story outline above. As so often happens I pull from trilby's work, in this case the incredibly powerful 'Hive' (Tabico pours out a small vial of Chris Chris' honey fluid in memory of her absent comrade). So the brain implants are, in my vision, plastic orbs the size of a half-egg. I'm thinking opaque plastic with maybe some points of light that turn on and off inside them.

Our heroine has returned from the Joja facility with her first brain implant, the irrevocable primary step on her way to becoming a plastic pleasure appliance. It's located on the side of her head, on that shaven patch, a glossy plastic bump whose dimly seen lights shift and pulse in time with the activity being monitored and controlled inside of Abigail's head.

But, and here's the new part, one implant is not the end state. No, now Abigail is only transitioning to a plastic appliance. Over the next two months, she returns to the Joja conversion facility for additional implants. The second is on the back of her head; the third on the right side. When she returns from the third implant her beautiful blue hair is tied up in a tight knot atop her head, revealing the shaven rear and sides and the three plastic half-orbs that pulse softly all around her circuitry-riddled brain.

And then, one month later, our farm-owning protagonist (who, by the way, in my fantasies is a muscular female, and even as Abigail is undergoing her transformation into a Joja plastic appliance, is undergoing her own transformation from Joja-hating independent farmer into a Joja farming asset, dedicated to providing her new corporate masters with all the produce they tell her to grow. Abigail is, of course, totally dedicated to abetting this transformation) returns home to discover the former Abigail standing nude and mindless in the center of the room.

Her beautiful blue hair is piled in a complicated knot atop her head, showing the three brain implants encircling her head. And in the center of her forehead, in perfect counterpoise to the implants, above and between her utterly blank eyes, is a smooth, half-egg sized divot, indicative of the Joja corporation's total removal of the plastic applicance's free will.

At the rear of the smooth cavity is a silver-edged socket. A plastic egg with a small plug clicks easily and firmly into the docking port, and now the plastic appliance that once was Abigail has four brain implants, encircling her head.

The front implant contains a personality chip. The plastic appliance standing in the farming asset's living room has arrived with several of them: maid, dominatrix, adoring bimbo. One of these orbs, a stunning royal blue color, will even equip the plastic appliance with the external traits and mannerisms of a young woman once named 'Abigail'.


So! Thought I'd share that. I really ought to turn that fantasy into a full-fledged story. Even if we all know the ending.

Happy New Year and best wishes for 2019!

Friday, December 21, 2018

Tabenings - End of Year Edition

Well! I didn't want the year to end without a final 2018 blog post, so here it is!

Let's see... it's been a while and a bunch of stuff has happened. Not least of which, Uzobono and I released CORE #13: Outreach. If you somehow were unaware of that, go get it!

I am of course a delicate snowflake, so as you have witnessed I slunk right back into my shell after producing it. Reaction was largely positive but not 100% carrying me through the streets on the fans' shoulders, so as is my wont I threw down my quill and stormed off. Okay, not really. Anyhow, if you are here reading this you will probably like it so have at.

In much more recent news, tumblr rid itself of all porn. This is a severe blow to me because Tumblr was one of the half-dozen pillars of my porn consuming habits, and I have yet to figure out how to once again find the naughty artists on my regular update-check circuit. Many of them have migrated to Twitter, so I have gone over there, but the interface is more awkward and it will take some time to get used to.

Hmm, gosh, what else. I purchased and played through Thronebreaker, a card-based video game set in the Witcher universe. I enjoyed it, but not enough for a second playthrough. Other than that it has been mostly World of Warcraft, although for the upcoming holidays I purchased Factorio on a friend's recommendation so we'll see how that suits me.

Back to smut. Other than the tumblr-pocalypse I'm not recalling any big events or releases, at least in my subgenres. Of course, it's been... yikes, two months, so there's probably stuff I am forgetting. Lemme see what's in my collection from that period...

  • GreenT posted an absolutely magnificent animation of a buxom terminatrix in a clear plastic uniform over on his DeviantArt page
  • I know nothing, absolutely nothing, about HomeStuck. I tried, once, but it was just baffling and the characters and stories seemed totally unrelated to each other so I gave up. However, I really love the areolae on the renders that BreedingDuties produces. He had a tumblr up until this week, but now can be found at Newgrounds and Pixiv.

  • Speaking of Pixiv, I was over there nosing around and whilst searching using the 'goblin' tag, I found some really excellent goblin - heroine mind control. The artist is Iryda, you will want to check out the combat set first, and the naughty mind control set second.
 But gosh, a lot of what I snaffled the last two months was from tumbr. Le sigh.

Anyways, I hope you all have a happy holiday season and a marvelous new year. Perhaps I'll even resolve to return to weekly updates in 2019! Come back and find out.

Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Tabenings - Bowsette Edition

Hey, it's Tuesday!

*blink blink*


Well, fuck September anyway. That was not a great September and, frankly, October is turning out to be mostly about recovering from September so it's pretty crappy so far as well.

However, I do have good news! I am even now (well, I was a moment ago until I stopped to write this blog post) editing the final script of CORE #13. And, in parallel, Uzobono is rendering the very last scene! So it's just lacking the necessary postwork - i.e. putting the images together as pages, adding some special effects, and doing the word balloons - and CORE #13 will be in your sweaty digital hands! Yay!

So in other news a fair amount of fun fetishy stuff has happened. I am totally going to miss a bunch of things, but here are some of them:

1. Dollmistress came out with a bunch more images; a set called 'Last to Awaken' and now one called 'The Thirteen Stages of Processing'.

2. Callidus released a spiffy new animation called 'Fun Room'.

3. Anaximanes had a few releases; 'Factions' was made available to his Patreons but more importantly for us non-renumerative sorts Cereborg chapter three was made available.

4. Dreampaintloon began releasing a bunch of spiffy fetishy drawings for October.

And a bunch more! But you know what, I'll save that for next week. May help with this whole 'resuming blogging' thing.

Another thing that happened was that a sexy new meme was born and exploded - EXPLODED - all over the Internet. I am referring to, of course, Bowsette. (Note: Link goes to Wikipedia page.

So here's the story behind this cutie. A fellow with the handle of Ayyk92, artistically talented but not of any particular fame, posted the following cartoon on Wednesday, September 19th:

Now, if you are as old as I am, you might not know what's going on there. Basically, in the Super Mario series of games, the big turtle fellow is Bowser - he's Mario's antagonist - and he repeatedly kidnaps Princess Peach (in white in the first panel) forcing Mario to trek through hazardous video game level after video game level to rescue her.

Earlier in the month, Nintendo had revealed that for the 'Deluxe' re-release of 'New Super Mario Bros. U' one of the other characters, Toad, had a version called Toadette who got a special power-up, in the form of the pink crown there in panel 3. The power-up would turn Toadette into Peachette, basically a character that looks like Princess Peach but with some of Toad's features.

So you can see what's happening in the cartoon. Peach spurns both Mario and Bowser, Bowser dons the pink crown and turns into Bowsette, and everyone goes on happy dates.

Well, this struck the Internet with the force of a hot, gothy, spiked-collar-wearing atom bomb. Before the weekend was over I personally had collected over forty Bowsette images from really good artists, quite a lot of them deliciously pornographic. Amateur and professional artists jumped in, many of them Japanese, many of them of actual published manga both smutty and non.

Right now, less than a month later, a search on 'Bowsette' on the Rule34 website (because we're all here for the porn, let's face it. You can also search for 'Bowsette' on google and get a shitload of hits if you are somewhere where nipples are frowned upon.) brings up more than 750 images. Less than a month later. And that's just some of the porn.

Also, you'll be interested to know that Bowsette appears in two common models - the blonde, Princess Peach like model as seen above, and a dark-skinned, red-headed model (otherwise the same) for those who think it makes more sense (and/or is hotter) to use Bowser's original coloration. And/or they just like redheads. Which is the camp I fall into.

But take your pick!

Here, lemme conclude with a few of my favorites:


Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Tabenings - Title Goes Here Edition

Welp, it's Tuesday, and I'm here postin', but I got nothin'. Been a quiet week, smut-wise at least.

In mass media I tried a couple of new shows ('Lodge 49' and 'Disenchantment') and wasn't much impressed by either of them, to the point where I just gave up on them partway into an episode. I have been enjoying the Warcraft expansion, but it seems like every level increase has actually decreased my relative power to the point where even simple mobs now require pulling out all the stops, which is pretty discouraging to be honest.

But we soldier on! Report in if you've seen anything tasty and/or good recently.

Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Tabenings - Lesbian Ghosts

Aigh! Tuesday again, and here I am posting INSTEAD OF PLAYING WARCRAFT like I want to be. The expansion came out YESTERDAY and of course servers were up and down last night and then I had to work today, because I'm a regular grown-up adult and need to earn money to pay the mortgage, and then this afternoon I had to go grocery shopping and fetch my spawn from her spawn-camp and after this I have to cook dinner and then there's the homeowner's association meeting - when do I get to PLAY WARCRAFT?!


Kvetching aside, though, I did get about an hour in last night between server crashes and so far the expansion is quite good. Although Kul Tiras does feel a bit like Gilneas redux, what with the Dickensian accents and gothic horror and all.

Not much news, smut-wise, although if you like lesbian sex and you like high-quality comic illustration and maybe you like short comics about lesbian sex, then you'll be pleased to know that The Kite has produced a tasty little six page lesbian ghost comic: Stay Close

I've mentioned The Kite here before, and they're still one of the creators whose tumblr I check on a regular basis, in case there is paydirt just like this. Also be sure to check the Stay Close extra page for yummy exposition and more smut.

Tuesday, August 7, 2018

Tabenings - Unveiling the FACs

Ha! It's Tuesday! Guess I won't be failing this week!

So, a discerning reader sent me a nice email asking "where the fuck are those FACs you talked about, like, years ago?"

No, I kid. It was a very nice letter. And effective! I mean it's been what, more than two years since I unveiled "The Secret Files", and right off the bat I revealed that there were these extra story chapters called Fanmail Appreciation Chapters for some of my stories - and then I never produced them! What a tease!

But as I say someone wrote a nice letter asking about the FAC for 'Rouge', so in response here are not one but three additional Secret Files, the FACs for 'Rouge', 'Allegiance', and 'Winter Flesh'. Enjoy!

Or don't - I'm still traumatized by a certain highly esteemed co-fetishist's disappointment. So if you think that reading one extra bit of any of those stories might in any way lessen your enjoyment of the way the are, canonically, on the EMCSA, then just pretend you don't even see the links over on the right there.

Oh, and for Boris, I have also put up the first couple chapters of 'Fake Ones', which was fun to write and I'm not really sure why I didn't continue it. The idea of using the same silicone-based goop to enlarge womens' breasts *and* to coat their brains (making them docile) is still super hot. Or maybe I'm just turned on by efficiency.

Which leaves 'Luthrina', which I have yet to broadly share. I have to say, it is one of my very favorite of my own stories. Both the hoarding and the favoritism are, I think, because it's played for comedy rather than eros. I've sent it to a few people over the years, although I dunno if they liked it. I think it's fucking hilarious.

In other news, CORE #13 is written through scene 11 (of 19), and illustrated through scene 9. I'm realizing that there's a lot of talking in this one, but sometimes that's how the rolling stone crumbles. You can't make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke!