Porn in the time of Corona

So! Uh... second quarter! Not dead, just slow.

Obviously lotsa stuff has happened in the three months since my last post - and by "stuff" here I am referring to "Tabico's preferred genres of porn". But what finally got me off my duff and posting again is... Resident Evil, specifically Resident Evil 3. Even more specifically, Resident Evil 3 porn.

Now, I've not played the game but I am familiar with the franchise (from porn), and apparently Resident Evil 3 was released recently and the graphics are pretty in-fucking-credible. And also apparently the game has a pretty good modding community and amongst those modders are my kind of perverts.

So in the unmodded game there are various horrible crawly beasties that can prey upon your female protagonist. Some of that "preying upon" involves hoisting her up, shoving a tentacle down her throat, and squirting parasite larvae into her. Other beasties are head-swallowing things that latch onto a person and turn them into a shambling zombie.

If you are here, you know the effect this sort of thing has on my libido.

But what really turns this from "oooh, hot parasite action in main stream media" into "schlick schlick schlick schlick" are the mods. Specifically, mods which replace the normal clothes of your protagonist with a sweat-slick nude body wearing only a bondage harness. And with pierced nipples.

Oh, lawzy.

Now I don't have Resident Evil or, I suspect, the sort of console that it plays on (PC gaming master race reporting in), but luckily for me some person in Japan has posted a jillion screencaps, and some really hot videos, of his modded Resident Evil ladies dressed in sweat and damn near nothing else. And has shared them with us on his/her Pixiv account, under the name ASTROMONS: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/287982/illustrations

If you want my particular favorite, open up "RE3 log 2", skip the pictures (for the moment) and click "Continue Reading" to see links to the videos. The best of them is the head-swallowing parasite video, which because I am nice I will link to right here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ehIa-bxwwoFn63dw5rTDmz8MO8LmQ30E/view?usp=sharing

But if you like glistening video game ladies in fetish-skimpy outfits, many of ASTROMONS' videos and pictures are worth your while. Note that they are quite large and thus require some disk space and a decent Internet connection.

In other news... well, like I say there's a bunch that's happened and damn me if I can remember it. I am working on CORE #15 with Uzobono so you have that to look forward to, and of course if you have not seen her latest issue of Aria of the Hive you should reward yourself with it immediately.

Also, for no reason other than I feel bad for dropping to quarterly updates - at least, in practice, in theory I should be weekly! - there's a couple of other sites you can check out if you aren't already.

First is https://slushe.com/, which is a place porn artists post their work. It's very predominantly Poser/DAZ material, and 60% or more of it is futanari (not my thing), but there are some very good artists there and they update a lot so it's worth checking.

Second, although a lot of the porn that fled tumblr went to twitter, a lot of it also went to bdsmlr. My current most-checked bdsmlr page is https://girlzroolboyzdrool.bdsmlr.com/, due to its nice combination of hitting my particular smut interests and being updated what seems like every few minutes. I also check out https://callidus.bdsmlr.com/ regularly for obvious reasons, but Callidus updates only a bit more often than I do.

Hope you are all well in this strange, strange time of staying home.

Tabenings - End of Year Edition

Well! I didn't want the year to end without a final 2018 blog post, so here it is!

Let's see... it's been a while and a bunch of stuff has happened. Not least of which, Uzobono and I released CORE #13: Outreach. If you somehow were unaware of that, go get it!

I am of course a delicate snowflake, so as you have witnessed I slunk right back into my shell after producing it. Reaction was largely positive but not 100% carrying me through the streets on the fans' shoulders, so as is my wont I threw down my quill and stormed off. Okay, not really. Anyhow, if you are here reading this you will probably like it so have at.

In much more recent news, tumblr rid itself of all porn. This is a severe blow to me because Tumblr was one of the half-dozen pillars of my porn consuming habits, and I have yet to figure out how to once again find the naughty artists on my regular update-check circuit. Many of them have migrated to Twitter, so I have gone over there, but the interface is more awkward and it will take some time to get used to.

Hmm, gosh, what else. I purchased and played through Thronebreaker, a card-based video game set in the Witcher universe. I enjoyed it, but not enough for a second playthrough. Other than that it has been mostly World of Warcraft, although for the upcoming holidays I purchased Factorio on a friend's recommendation so we'll see how that suits me.

Back to smut. Other than the tumblr-pocalypse I'm not recalling any big events or releases, at least in my subgenres. Of course, it's been... yikes, two months, so there's probably stuff I am forgetting. Lemme see what's in my collection from that period...

• GreenT posted an absolutely magnificent animation of a buxom terminatrix in a clear plastic uniform over on his DeviantArt page. 
• I know nothing, absolutely nothing, about HomeStuck. I tried, once, but it was just baffling and the characters and stories seemed totally unrelated to each other so I gave up. However, I really love the areolae on the renders that BreedingDuties produces. He had a tumblr up until this week, but now can be found at Newgrounds and Pixiv.

• Speaking of Pixiv, I was over there nosing around and whilst searching using the 'goblin' tag, I found some really excellent goblin - heroine mind control. The artist is Iryda, you will want to check out the combat set first, and the naughty mind control set second.

 But gosh, a lot of what I snaffled the last two months was from tumbr. Le sigh.

Anyways, I hope you all have a happy holiday season and a marvelous new year. Perhaps I'll even resolve to return to weekly updates in 2019! Come back and find out.