Thursday, April 23, 2020

Porn in the time of Corona

So! Uh... second quarter! Not dead, just slow.

Obviously lotsa stuff has happened in the three months since my last post - and by "stuff" here I am referring to "Tabico's preferred genres of porn". But what finally got me off my duff and posting again is... Resident Evil, specifically Resident Evil 3. Even more specifically, Resident Evil 3 porn.

Now, I've not played the game but I am familiar with the franchise (from porn), and apparently Resident Evil 3 was released recently and the graphics are pretty in-fucking-credible. And also apparently the game has a pretty good modding community and amongst those modders are my kind of perverts.

So in the unmodded game there are various horrible crawly beasties that can prey upon your female protagonist. Some of that "preying upon" involves hoisting her up, shoving a tentacle down her throat, and squirting parasite larvae into her. Other beasties are head-swallowing things that latch onto a person and turn them into a shambling zombie.

If you are here, you know the effect this sort of thing has on my libido.

But what really turns this from "oooh, hot parasite action in main stream media" into "schlick schlick schlick schlick" are the mods. Specifically, mods which replace the normal clothes of your protagonist with a sweat-slick nude body wearing only a bondage harness. And with pierced nipples.

Oh, lawzy.

Now I don't have Resident Evil or, I suspect, the sort of console that it plays on (PC gaming master race reporting in), but luckily for me some person in Japan has posted a jillion screencaps, and some really hot videos, of his modded Resident Evil ladies dressed in sweat and damn near nothing else. And has shared them with us on his/her Pixiv account, under the name ASTROMONS: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/287982/illustrations

If you want my particular favorite, open up "RE3 log 2", skip the pictures (for the moment) and click "Continue Reading" to see links to the videos. The best of them is the head-swallowing parasite video, which because I am nice I will link to right here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ehIa-bxwwoFn63dw5rTDmz8MO8LmQ30E/view?usp=sharing



But if you like glistening video game ladies in fetish-skimpy outfits, many of ASTROMONS' videos and pictures are worth your while. Note that they are quite large and thus require some disk space and a decent Internet connection.

In other news... well, like I say there's a bunch that's happened and damn me if I can remember it. I am working on CORE #15 with Uzobono so you have that to look forward to, and of course if you have not seen her latest issue of Aria of the Hive you should reward yourself with it immediately.

Also, for no reason other than I feel bad for dropping to quarterly updates - at least, in practice, in theory I should be weekly! - there's a couple of other sites you can check out if you aren't already.

First is https://slushe.com/, which is a place porn artists post their work. It's very predominantly Poser/DAZ material, and 60% or more of it is futanari (not my thing), but there are some very good artists there and they update a lot so it's worth checking.

Second, although a lot of the porn that fled tumblr went to twitter, a lot of it also went to bdsmlr. My current most-checked bdsmlr page is https://girlzroolboyzdrool.bdsmlr.com/, due to its nice combination of hitting my particular smut interests and being updated what seems like every few minutes. I also check out https://callidus.bdsmlr.com/ regularly for obvious reasons, but Callidus updates only a bit more often than I do.

Hope you are all well in this strange, strange time of staying home.