Friday, March 15, 2019

Sundries

Argh, I swear I was going to post on Tuesday and get back into the swing of things, but the latest WoW patch dropped so I wound up doing that until midnight. And then I was going to post on Thursday but then the wife and I watched "The Fix" on Netflix until it was time for bed wink wink nudge nudge and then it was Friday.

*Is* Friday!

Also, I just mixed up a Kahlua and cream - well, technically 'and milk' because that's how we roll around here - and I used Kahlua that must be at least a decade old, so if that stuff goes bad then this might be my last ever post. Not likely, but I wanted to give some warning.

So, what's going on in smut this week. Well, KleinVoimond dropped their latest tasty machimina, of a freckled young thing in a spaceship getting it good and hard from a tentacle monster. Quite delicious, although a bit janky at times, and it reminded me of trilby's story Janissaries, also featuring nubile space pilots being manipulated by aliens.

Hmm, what else. Let me check my porn stash. Which, purely for your own curiosity, is 1.09 terabytes and dates back to 2003, with a few pieces older than that. Of course that's bulked up a lot by videos, I have no idea how many individual images/stories there are.

I did a fun DeviantArt meander recently which led me to some hot renders of a dark iron dwarf; I'm always ready for sexy bad girls, or good girls from canonically malevolent races. This is by NovaCG who's been around for a while producing a lot of enjoyable pinup work.


There is also a 'sex with bugs' image set that Nitely posted over on the e-hentai sites, called "Creature Get". No mind control, sadly, but as you know I'm certainly into women having icky squicky things crawl inside them for the purposes of reproduction. Had that happen to me once. Ha! Dick joke.

Okay, that's enough for now. Lemme know if you find anything worth a look!



6 comments:

  1. I can't give away anything too early, or I won't have anything to talk about! :)

    I'm honestly not quite sure what I'll do in another few months when my archive of material is done. Guess I'll have to resort to writing really short stories or something. :D

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  2. Wait, are you a dude?

    Nothing meant by it, it's just funny if you are when I've spent almost a decade thinking you're the other gender

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    1. I think you may be making a small assumption.

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    2. I am gay married! Huzzah for the 21st century!

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    3. Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.

      And fuck yeah!

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  3. You are truly a master at finding these little gems. I sadly cannot offer anything of value, but am always searching.

    Being in the UK, where some hefty anti-porn legislation on the horizon (No one seems to know what it will look like). It now feels like the last days of Sodom and Gomorrah. I've been in a hoarding frenzy recently. If it's not nailed down I'll have it away. Even stuff that's not quite to my taste has been included, just in case my wants change down the road.

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